Misstropolis

Monday, July 07, 2008

Love Hotels, Boston Style

by Mia Gant

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Ahh summer! Four months of excessive relaxation, flirty fun, and much deserved time off. But if you’re really human, you’re probably still over-tired, under-sexed, and under-vacationed. Whether you’re busy chauffeuring the kids between play dates or stuck in a stuffy office with nary a vacation day in sight, Misstropolis has the perfect fix. Call the babysitter, pack a small overnight bag (trust me, you might not need much clothing), and book an intimate night for two with some of the sexiest romance packages steaming up the windows at Boston-area hotels.

The Liberty Hotel
215 Charles St.; Boston, MA 02114; Reservations: 888-471-8734; Hotel: 857-233-0552; http://www.libertyhotel.com

Spice up your love life with dinner in The Clink - at the Liberty Hotel, that is. Easily one of the most unique renovations in town, the now regal and sleek hotel was once a jail that housed some of Boston’s most notorious criminals. Today, you won’t see any cons here, but the hotel does have an esteemed restaurant called the Clink (pun intended—part of the eatery’s décor still includes the original wrought-iron bars.) Be spontaneous and order The Key off the menu and unlock a night’s worth of fun.

Package includes: two Gran Patron Platinum cocktails with grapefruit, Creole Shrub rum and line; two oysters on the half-shell; a room key including: candlelit room, mood music set, Booty Parlor intimacy kit (2 condoms, vibrating couples ring, massage oil and lubricant) silk blinders, Chipotle chocolate bar, Moulton Brown toothbrush kits, late 1 p.m. checkout.
$500

Nine Zero
90 Tremont St.; Boston, MA 02108; Reservations: 866-906-9090; Hotel: 617-772-5800; http://www.ninezero.com

The Nine Zero sits unassumingly between the Boston Common and City Hall. But, like any Boston treasure, it’s what’s going on between the uniform, red-brown brick walls that make the place one of Boston’s premiere boutique hotels. Offering top-of-the-line accommodations like a complimentary overnight shoeshine, terrycloth robes, and in-room spa services, The Nine Zero functions with enough class to rival a luxury hotel, minus the snoot - They’re pet friendly! Slip away with your honey (and Sparky!) with the Nine Zero’s “INdulge” package.

Package includes: romantic overnight accommodations in a deluxe guestroom; white, milk, and dark chocolate covered strawberries; rose petals at turndown; your choice of champagne or exotic tea along with a drawn bath at turndown; music and candle presentation at turndown.
$339

Onyx
155 Portland St.; Boston, MA 02114; Reservations: 866-660-6699; Hotel: 617-557-9955; http://www.onyxhotel.com

Tourists, politicians, and CEOs alike pass by the Onyx hotel daily, as it is desirably located in the middle of historic downtown Boston. But no worries, this is one central location that won’t break your bank. Cozy up next to that someone in a deluxe room, decked out masterfully with warm gold, dazzling red, and a classy touch of brown - all for less than the price of the LCD TV in your room.

Package includes: one night stay in deluxe accommodations; complimentary bottle of champagne; flower petal turndown; hosted evening wine hour; complimentary use of off-site fitness facility; complimentary Wi-Fi internet.
$239

The Langham
250 Franklin St.; Boston, MA 02110; Reservations: 800-588-9141; Hotel: 617-451-1900; http://www.langhamhotels.com

If back rubs and meditation put you and your schnookums in the mood, try the Langham’s über-relaxing “Ultimate Escape.” The deal is heavy with relaxing accommodations for two, like a two-hour session of healing holistic treatments. With full access to Chuan Body + Soul facilities—the hotel’s in-house fitness and wellness center—you can sneak in some much needed massage therapy, exfoliate with a signature scrub, and take a dip in the lap pool.  Spend the day getting couples’ massages from the professionals and the night giving each other massages of your own.

Package includes: luxurious overnight accommodations; two hours of holistic treatment time in The Couple’s Suite; full use of Chuan Body + Soul facilities, including fitness studio and indoor lap swimming pool; 20% discount off all additional treatments.
$445
Ritz-Carlton
10 Avery St.; Boston, MA 02111; Reservations: 800-542-8680; Hotel: 617-574-7100; http://www.ritzcarlton.com

Not ready to say goodbye to the Fourth? Splurge a little and surprise your sweetie with the ritziest romance package in town. Take a breathtaking helicopter ride for two over the glimmering Boston skyline, enjoy a private, one-of-a-kind fireworks show from The Presidential Suite - your home for a night, and unwind with your leading man in the plushest of robes. Give the Ritz-Carlton one night to single-handedly create the most extensive and romantic getaway since your honeymoon with their dreamy “You Light Up My Life” package.

Package includes: limousine pick up and drop off (from home or airport); overnight luxury accommodations in The Presidential Suite with panoramic breathtaking views of your fireworks over the Boston skyline; personal butler for 24 hours; personal fireworks display by Bay Fireworks (approximately ten minutes) within direct view of your suite and set to your choice of musical CD; candlelight dinner for two en suite - meet with Executive Chef Clayton van Hooijdonk to customize your four-course dinner, including specially selected wines with each course; Dom Perignon and chocolate covered strawberries; private helicopter ride with round-trip limo service; embroidered Ritz-Carlton his/her plush robes; rose petal turn-down; in-suite American breakfast in bed.
$35,000.